Ah, blogging.Posted: January 17, 2012
So I’ve decided to start blogging. That is how incredibly bored I am here at work. Nothing to do but to write about myself like anyone actually really gives a damn.
I’m Betty, I’m 23, and although I prefer whiskey, I love pineapple upside down cake shots. They’re absolutely delicious. I enjoy reading, and making up stories to tell my 4 year old, running, cooking, googling dirty jokes, and driving. I have an extreme obsession with football. Good ole American football. Tossin’ around the pig skin. Tailgates, wings, beer, curse words, game winning field goals as time expires. It’s my favorite. Who doesn’t like football? A lot of people, I know. But they suck.
I have a boyfriend. I hate that term, by the way. Boyfriend. Girlfriend. I have a dude that comes around a few times a week who gives me stuff and says nice things and we have a lot of sex. Much better. There is quite an age difference between us. He’s 39. 16 years difference. People assume that for him, it’s all about having a young hot broad. Maybe so. But he says nice things to me and treats me with a lot of respect and I am head over heels in love with the man. So whatever. He is a huge part of my life and an inspiration to me. If the relationship were to end tomorrow, heart ache aside, Id take away everything I’ve learned with much appreciation. He is a wonderful man, and makes delicious red beans.
My 4 year old son is also an inspiration to me, but that goes without saying. He is funny, and smart, and by God he’s handsome. He will eat an entire bag of grapes in one sitting and then act like that’s normal for a 4 year old. His dad and I divorced 3 years ago and in a huge sacrificial effort to keep my son’s life as normal as possible, I stayed in the south near his dad rather than move back home to New York.
I guess now that I am going to chronicle my life I’d better save some of the juicy details of my incredibly interesting day-to-day routine for later posts.