LOBSTAHPosted: March 14, 2012
First, let me apologize for whatever typos may occur as I am posting this from my cellular device. I am no where near a computer, but I really had to get this dream I had out of my head and onto the internet where all weird and disturbing things belong. Like my dream. Because it was fucking horrible.
Short and simple:
My hair was falling out in large amounts, and in its place grew huge chunks of crab/lobster meat. The meat of crustations growing from my scalp. I would peel it off painlessly, and it would bleed, scab over, then immediately grow more meat.
In my dream I was freaking out because I was supposed to go on vacation. You know, never mind THERE IS LOBSTER MEAT GROWING FROM MY HEAD. How could I possibly enjoy the tropics with an ugly crustatious head.
I googled it. Google told me to pies off, freak.