I am Betty. This blog is new and Id like to say that most of the things I will write on here will be true. However, there are times when I like to make shit up. You know, just because. Sometimes my life is incredibly normal and regular and routine. So I make things, people, events and scenarios up. You’ll notice the difference between the things that I make up and my real-life stories mostly because the things I make up are wildly unbelievable.
Why do I do this? Mostly because I am bored and have no friends. Also because a lot of people won’t read this About page and will assume I lead a very disturbed, precarious life and I delight at the thought of them actually thinking I really got THAT bombed at my company Christmas party.
“Sunburst Drums” has absolutely no deep meaning behind it.
I’m 23, divorced, and the mother of a handsome four year old who inspires me to make up stories to tell him as well. His are obviously G rated and usually involve giant talking sky scrapers that poop.
Other than that, I live a fairly typical life. I work 40 hours a week, struggle to pay my bills, and sometimes feed my son sandwiches for dinner.